*me mysteriously appears in a puff of smoke*
The FS dragged me down to the Crocs warehouse sale at the Expo
just now.
It was pure bedlam. At one point I was so badly crushed by a
bunch of bargain-hunting bozos that I had the wind totally knocked
out of me for a few seconds. When I could breathe again I could
only wheeze 'CHEEEB*****.............'
Now, I'm sure you guys don't hear me swear very much. Even less
so when it involves female body parts. Tells you guys how pissed I
was. 
That said, I got me a pair of Crocs shoes and a pair of sandals
for a total of $60. Normally the damage would be closer to
$200.
